Panda Bear
What is black and white and red all over? A panda bear with diaper...
Canada America
|An American will say, “Hot day!” A Canadian will say, “Hot day, eh?” meaning...
The Old Drunk
Neighbors had complained to the mayor about the noisy pub on the corner of...
Cut by a Razor
Did you hear about the nurse who swallowed a razor blade?She gave herself a...
Actual Medical Charts
The baby was delivered, the cord clamped and cut and handed to the pediatrician,...
A man brings his wife a glass of water and two aspirins…
A man brings his wife a glass of water and two aspirins. Shelooks surprised...
How do you tell two KKK members apart?
How do you tell two KKK members apart?Ask their wife. After all, she’s their...
What is red and sticky and crawls up a girls thigh?
What is red and sticky and crawls up a girls thigh?A home-sick abortion.
One year at halloween the governor was giving a costume party…
One year at halloween the governor was giving a costume party. All the gentry...
On preparing to return home from an out of town trip…
On preparing to return home from an out of town trip,this man got a...