Destroy an opponent
|The Center for Opponent Neutralization (C.O.N.)Tonya Harding Presents… Get tired every softball season loosing...
Zebra
Q: What did the blonde name her pet zebra?A: Spot.
Airplane in Trouble
First man: Hey did you know that my airplane got caught in a heavy...
What’s the ultimate rejection?
Q: What’s the ultimate rejection?A: When you’re masturbating and your hand falls asleep.
How do old people have oral sex?
How do old people have oral sex? They talk about it.
Stupid Insults 22/31
Off by one. Off his rocker/trolley. Oil doesn’t reach his dipstick. On permanent leave...
Another test
There was a blonde driving a ferrari. A cop pulls her over forspeeding, the...
How to Hug
Did you hear about the blonde who took a book out of the library...
insects are so clever
|How do we know that insects are so clever?Because they always know when your...
Doing the job right
Doing a job RIGHT the first time gets the job done.Doing the job WRONG...