Mystery Writer
Q: How can you tell if a blonde writes mysteries?A: She has a checkbook.
The Beer Prayer
|Our lager,Which art in barrels,Hollowed be thy drink.I will be drunk,At home as in...
A story with a morale
A man, called to testify at the IRS, asked his accountant for advice on...
Only in America do we use the word ‘politics’…
Only in America… do we use the word ‘politics’ to describethe process so well:...
Outrageous lying
|A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange:Officer:...
Knock-Knocks 4 Kids Galore
Knock! Knock!Who’s there?Rita.Rita who?Rita book, you might learn something.Knock! Knock!Who’s there?Police.Police who?Police open the...
If the NSA made toasters…
If the NSA made toasters…Your toaster would have a secret trap door that only...
Texan’s guide to life
|Never squat with yer spurs on. There’s two theories to arguin’ with a woman;...
Sleeping Bull
Q: What do you call a Sleeping Bull?A: A Bull-Dozer!
Paddy was an inveterate drunkard
|Paddy was an inveterate drunkard. The priest met him one day, and gave him...