Missed the word
“Dad,” said the boy, “we had a spelling contest in school today, and I...
St Peter and the Three Nuns
Three Nuns died and were up at outside the gates of Heaven. St. Peter...
The morning after
Bob woke up after the annual office Christmas party with apounding headache, cotton-mouthed and...
Elephant jokes 09
|How do you hire an elephant?Stand it on four bricks!What is the easy way...
Over my dead body!
A man happened to meet his ex-wife at a party, and after a few...
Hillary and Bill at baseball game
Bill and Hillary are at the first baseball game of the year, and everyone...
Gathering chickens
|The farmer’s son was returning from the market with the crate of chicken’s his...
Respectfully Cheating
Jack and Betty are celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary. “Betty, I was wondering —...
Genius Boyfriend
A worried father confronted his daughter one night. “I don’t like that new boyfriend,...
The Name Game
If Kitty Carlisle married Conway Twitty, she’d be Kitty Twitty.If Yoko Ono married Sonny...