God being a man.
Q: How do we know that God is a man?A: Because if God was...
Olympic condoms
A man is out shopping and discovers a new brand of Olympic condoms. Clearly...
Absent From School Excusess
1. Dear School: Please excuse John from being absent on Jan. 28, 29, 30,...
Things you don’t want to hear during surgery
Better save that. We’ll need it for the autopsy. “Accept this sacrifice, O Great...
College Degrees
A husband and wife were at a party chatting with some friends when the...
Your momma is…
Your momma is like a doorknob – everyone gets a turn!
Building a bridge
A man walking along a beach finds a lamp, picks it up, rubs it...
Not specific enough!
A man was visiting his wife in hospital where she has been in a...
Only found in America
|Only in America…can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance… Only...
It’s Against the Law to…
In Oblong, Illinois, it’s punishable by law to make love while hunting or fishing...