Social Security
A retired gentleman went to the social security office to apply for . The...
Polaks Come Back To Fish
These two Polish guys rent a boat and go fishing in a lake. They...
Little Johnny — being logical
Little Johnny A traveling salesman rings this doorbell. 10 year old little Johnny answers,...
New Coin
A spokesperson for the U.S. Mint announced that a new fifty-cent piece was being...
Sex Change
This guy decides to get a sex change. So he goes to the doctors...
Things That Sound Dirty At Thanksgiving But Aren’t
10. Reach in and grab the giblets!9. Whew…..that’s one terrific spread!8. I’m in the...
10 Husbands, Still a Virgin
A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands. On their wedding...
Will you rember me??
Hey bob,”Will you rember me tomorrow??” “Yes” “Will you rember me next week??” “Yes”...
A Round of Golf
A man, while playing on the front nine of a complicated golf course, became...
You might be a redneck if…sideburns
You grow your sideburns longer and fuller because it looks so good on your...