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An easy solution
On a plane bound for New York the flight attendant approached a blonde sitting...
Old local blacksmith
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Saving one of them
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Overheard In Airplane
The huge Air Canada Jumbo jet is just coming into Pearson Airport (Toronto) on...
Why is urine yellow and sperm white?
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If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked…
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Samples Needed
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