The Procrastinator’s Creed.
1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done...
Why Female Astronauts?
Why is it good that we now have female astronauts?When the crew gets lost...
The Fish
What did the fish say when it swam into the concrete wall?”Dam.”
When I was Young
When I was young I used to pray for a bicycle. Then I realized...
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Why did the chicken cross the road?- To escape an oppressive military regime.
A Microsoft Tale
A helicopter was flying around above Seattle yesterday when an electrical malfunction disabled all...
Why was the female blonde confused…
Q. Why was the female blonde confused whilst going to the ladies toilet??A. She...
Yo Momma so Old
Yo Momma so old the first cruise line she ever road on was Noah’s...
Tips to improve your writing
|1. Avoid alliteration. Always.2. Never use a long word when a diminutive one will...
Little Johnny- F in Arithmetic
Little Johnny returns from school and says he got an F in arithmetic.”Why?” asks...