Important thoughts
*Question: What is one horsepower?*Answer: One horsepower is the amount of energy it takes...
What the best way to get a guy to stop smoking after sex?
What the best way to get a guy to stop smoking after sex? Fill...
Funniness
Q What`s the difference between engagement and hemaroihds?A When the hemaroihds are over you...
At The Pearly Gates
Recently a teacher, a garbage collector, and a lawyer wound up together at the...
womens monthly pain
Why do you call a womens monthly pain a period?Because Mad Cow Disease was...
A Texan farmer goes…
A Texan farmer goes to Australia for a vacation.There he meets an Aussie farmer...
Why cannot you circumcise Iranians?
Why can’t you circumcise Iranians? – There’s no end to those pricks.
What do you call a sleeping bull?
What do you call a sleeping bull?A bulldozer
Ru-Ru
Two guys get stuck on a desert island.They are soon caught by the nativesand...
Following some duty overseas, the officers…
Following some duty overseas, the officers at the Fort were planning a welcome home...