When you know you must really be drunk
|A man sat down at a bar, looked into his shirt pocket and ordered...
Thirteen!
A guy is walking past a high, solid wooden fence at the insane asylum...
What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?
What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?A rumor
What’s the ultimate rejection?
Q: What’s the ultimate rejection?A: When you’re masturbating and your hand falls asleep.
Job Interview No-No’s!
If ya really want that new job, you may want to avoid saying these:”You...
Out the window!
There was an American on a buisness trip in England. He got on a...
‘Twas the Night After Christmas
|’Twas the Night After Christmas’Twas the night after Christmas and all through the trailer,...
After the Office Party
John, woke up after the annual office Christmas party with a pounding headache, cotton-mouthed...
Conversion
A Jewish lawyer was troubled by the way his son turned out, and went...
The Six-pack!
Three guys were working on a high rise building project: Steve, Bill and Charlie....