I’ll have a Penguin; shaken, not stirred
Q: Why do penguins live in the Arctic?A: Because they can’t fly to Florida...
Johnny gets his license.
Johnny had just received his brand new drivers license. The family goes out to...
Fun Things to Do in an Elevator
Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off. Blow your nose and...
I’m Glad I’m A Man
I’m glad I’m a man, you better believe.I don’t live off of yogurt, diet...
Mother In Law With Broom
John looked up to see his mother-in-law walking toward the front door carrying a...
Polaks Come Back To Fish
These two Polish guys rent a boat and go fishing in a lake. They...
Spicy Panties
A frustrated wife decided her sex life needed spicing up.After work, she went shopping...
80 year old man
An elderly man goes into confession and says to the priest, “Father, I’m 80...
Ant and Elephant have romance
An ant and an elephant share a night of romance. The next morning the...
U.S. Air Force pilot
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...