Laws of Household Physics
Ever notice that the laws of household physics are every bit as real as...
Hungry Rooster
A Rolls Royce pulls up in front of a really expensive restaurant and a...
A 12 inch ___
Two friends were playing golf when one pulled out a cigar. He didn’t have...
Give Me the Bill
Inebriated drinker says to the bartender (with a drunken slur), “Bartender, buy everyone in...
Another bar joke
A man walked into a bar and guess what he said. ouch!
Martha Stewart vs Me
Martha Stewart vs Me…Martha’s way: Stuff a miniature marshmallow in the bottom of a...
Two Old Ladies
Do you know what the height of hard upfullness is?Two old ladies in an...
Where are my pyjamas?
A man calls his wife and says to her, “Honey, I just got the...
What came first, the chicken or the egg?
What came first, the chicken or the egg? – I’d have to say it...
SCHEDULE OF A MAN
A MAN’S SCHEDULE 1. Get up. 2. Pass gas. 3. Drink cup of black...