Bart Simpson’s Chalkboard Archive
Bart Simpson’s Chalkboard Archive I will not carve gods.I will not spank others.I will...
A lusty camel
A man rented a camel to make a trip to an important customer out...
Little Johnny tried out for the school play…
Little Johnny tried out for the school play. The teacher gave him these lines...
The Taxi Driver
A priest and a taxi driver both died and went to heaven. St. Peter...
Phone keeps ringing
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Ventriliquist cowboy walks into town…
Ventriliquist cowboy walks into town and sees Indian sitting on his porch.Cowboy: Hey, cool...
A man and a woman are on an elevator at the top…
A man and a woman are on an elevator at the top of theworld’s...
Wife and Mistress
A doctor, a lawyer and a mathematician were discussing the relative merits of having...
Cheer
Q: What’s the blonde’s cheer?A: “I’m blonde, I’m blonde, I’m B. L. O. N....
Real advertisements 01
Supposedly, these are actual advertisements that have appeared in papers across the country. Lost:...