Harry Butt
There was once was a blonde woman who had just bought a house.She called...
Where would you put an injured insect?
|Where would you put an injured insect?In an antbulance!
Shouting during sex.
Two friends in a Bar:JACK: Joe, at what moment does your wife shout loudest...
A drunk Irisihman falls
|O’Connell was staggering home with a pint of booze in his back pocket when...
Only once
“Miss Jones, we can’t employ you as a model,” the editor from themen’s magazine...
Evaluating employees
|RE: Quotes Taken from actual performance evaluations: “Since my last report, this employee has...
‘Please cheese me’!
|What is a mouse’s favorite record?’Please cheese me’!
Conversation over dinner
Conversation over dinner: WOMAN: What would you do if I died? Would you get...
10 Things In Golf That Sound Dirty
1. Look at the size of his putter. 2. Oh, dang, my shaft’s all...
Philly Cops
Two men are driving through Philadelphia when they get pulled over by a Highway...