Microsoft and Santa
NORTH POLE (API) – MICROSOFT announced an agreement with Santa Claus Industries to acquire...
Soviet Sausage Joke #1
Capitalism, Socialism, and Communism have a meeting for tea at noon.Capitalism and Communism arrive...
Mother of Six!
A man has six children and is very proud of his achievement. He is...
Lady Sunbathing
A Lady was on a business trip. Since she was so tense from all...
What’s a Jewish American Princess’ favorite position?
Q: What’s a Jewish American Princess’ favorite position?A: Facing Bloomingdales
On their honeymoon night…
On their honeymoon night, the burly groom took off his pants and asked his...
No Parking
This particular Wizard worked in a modern factory. Everything was satisfactory except that certain...
Bill\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\’s Saxophone
Why did bill quit playing the saxophone?To play his WhoreMonica
Paralyzing Disease
What’s the disease that paralyzes blondes below the waist?A: Marriage.
Closing down Denny’s
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...