For his wife’s birthday party, a doctor ordered a cake…
For his wife’s birthday party, a doctor ordered a cake with this inscription:”You are...
I’d Love To But…(Pt II)
More goofy excuses you can use to get out of going somewhere you just...
Talking Dog
A guy walks into a bar with his dog. They both go up to...
The Irish Wedding
A wedding occurred just outside Cavan in Ireland.To keep tradition going, everyone gets extremely...
The general went to the doctor for a physical…
The general went to the doctor for a physical. Before he began, the doctor...
Where is Jesus?
*** NOTE: This joke may be offensive to some.STOP HERE if you are offended...
A pedophile dies in a car crash and goes to heaven…
A pedophile dies in a car crash and goes to heaven. He’s stopped atthe...
Blonde Suicide
A blonde went to the emergency room with the tip of her left index...
Bob stood over his tee short on the 18th hole…
Bob stood over his tee short on the 18th hole for what seemed like...
A precise location
Attorney to witness: “And where was the location of the accident?”Witness: “Approximately milepost 499.”Attorney:...