Life’s Lessons.
Some lessons learned in life:Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a...
Making cars drive
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
What Appointment?
One night, as a couple lay down for bed, the husband gently taps his...
Undecided
The confused young man couldn’t decide whether to marry Kathryn or Edith. Try as...
I have a magical dancing duck
|A circus owner walked into a bar to see everyone crowded about a table...
Monica Counters Clinton
AP – Monica Lewinsky, in a statement released today, countered President Clinton’s firm denial:”I...
Saving one of them
Doctor: We operated on your eyes and we’ve managed to save one of them.Patient:...
Once upon a time!
Once upon a time there lived a king. The king had a beautiful daughter,...
THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN DOGS AND CATS
THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN DOGS AND CATS A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live...
More Redneck One-liners!
You just might be a Redneck if:You’ve ever tried to drown a fish. You...