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A change of style
Two men were changing in the locker room after a game of tennis. One...
The Masked-quito!
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How to Hunt Elephants — Math style
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What’s the quickest way to a woman’s heart?
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Welcome to Hell…
One day, a guy dies and finds himself in hell. As he is wallowing...
Rules for Cats
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Made in Canada
President Bill Clinton called Chretien with an emergency: Our largest condom factory has exploded!”...
Punishment that fits the crime
Three dogs are sitting in the waiting room of a vets office. One is...
A farmer walked into an attorney office…
A farmer walked into an attorney’s office wanting to file for adivorce. The attorney...