Judy arrived home from her date…
Judy arrived home from her date, tossed her coat over a chair, her handbag...
“What happened to the Pope when he went to Mount Olive?”
“What happened to the Pope when he went to Mount Olive?”"Popeye beat the shit...
How many mimes?
Q. How many mimes does it take to screw in a light bulb?A. 2,...
Punishment for Gates
Satan greets him: “Welcome Mr. Gates, we’ve been waiting for you. This will be...
Stirring Prescription
Patient: Doctor, what I need is something to stir me up; something to put...
Smooth Flying
Taxiing down the tarmac, the jetliner abruptly stopped, turned around and returned to the...
Cannibals and Politicians
A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant opened by...
An accountant is having a hard time sleeping…
An accountant is having a hard time sleeping and goes to see his doctor.”Doctor,...
Flea jokes 02
|What did the clean dog say to the insect?Long time no flea!Who rode a...
Comparing Men/Women at the ATM…
Instructions for the guys:1. Pull up to ATM2. Insert Card3. Enter PIN4. Take cash,...