Doctor’s Notes 1
A man comes into the ER and yells; “My wife’s going to have her...
Only A Head
Nine months to the day following their wedding, the Coopers had a baby. Unfortunately,...
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Night. A sleeping couple is lying in a bed. Door bell rings. A couple...
12 Things NOT to Say if Pulled Over
12. Hey, wasn’t your daughter a porn queen?11. I’m surprised you stopped me, Dunkin...
Dead Rabbit
This guy comes home from work one day to find his dog with the...
Why did the spider buy a car?
|Why did the spider buy a car?So he could take it out for a...
Drunk Cheerleader
Michael Irvin was complaining to Calvin Williams about his first trip to the Super...
Knock Knock Jokes 4
Knock Knock Who’s there? Alda! Alda who? Alda time you knew who it was!...
Clinton Q -n A’s!
Q: What’s the difference between Monica Lewinsky and the rest of us?A: In order...
Why do Jews wear yarmulkes?
Why do Jews wear yarmulkes?Because the little propellers cost extra!