Suck It In
I noticed my husband standing on the bathroom scale, sucking in his ample stomach.Thinking...
Breakfast was my idea
It was George the Mailman’s last day on the job after 35 years of...
Windows 2000 Errors!
The following are new Error Messages are planned for Windows 2000:1) Smash forehead on...
Smart Kid!
A farmer is sitting on the front porch of his house one hot summer...
Evaluating this painting
|A Brit, a Frenchman and a Russian are viewing a painting of Adam and...
A stuttering problem
A man visits the doctor’s because he has a severe stuttering problem.After a thorough...
Nose Picking Glossary
THE KIDDIE PICK…When you’re by yourself and you uninhibitedly twist your forefinger into your...
Stealing six barrels
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Right Leg
Q: What did the blonde’s right leg say to the left leg?A: Nothing. They’ve...
An Hour Fast
A man walks into a bar and sits down next to a beautiful blonde....