Flowers
A blonde and brunette were walking down the road.The brunette see’s her husband, and...
Shooting Blanks
I like to hang out around the playground, just watching the kids running and...
Punishment that fits the crime
Three dogs are sitting in the waiting room of a vets office. One is...
Acronyms
PCMCIA People Can’t Memorize Computer Industry AcronymsISDN It Still Does NothingAPPLE Arrogance Produces Profit-Losing...
IDIOTS IN FOOD SERVICE
|My daughter went to a local Taco Bell and ordered a taco. She asked...
Frog in a bank
A frog walks into his local bank and walks up to the counter.”I would...
Three Nuns and the Statue
There was once this guy and a girl in a car, parked neatly on...
How do a jewish couple have oral sex?
How do a jewish couple have oral sex?… “SET AT OPPOSITE ENDS OF THE...
The Kilted Scotsman
THE KILTED SCOTSMANA kilted Scotsman was walking down a country path after finishing off...
The 70-year-old man sat down in the orthopedic…
The 70-year-old man sat down in the orthopedic surgeon’s office. “You know, Doc,” he...