Cannibals and Politicians
A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant opened by...
Be nice to your kids
Be nice to your kids. They’ll choose your nursing home.
Why is urine yellow and sperm white?
Q: Why is urine yellow and sperm white?A: So men can tell if they...
A fortune teller
A man was wandering around a fairground and he happened to see afortune-teller’s tent....
If You Love Something….
If you love something, set it free. If it comes back, it was and...
blonde and the washing machine
Why is a washing machine better than a blonde?A:Because you can drop your load...
Viagra ingredients revealed!
After much research and millions of dollars, our scientists havediscovered the secret ingredients to...
Princess Di and Mother Theresa
You know how Princess Diana and Mother Theresa died around about the same time?...
Elephant jokes 04
|What grey, has a wand, huge wings and gives money to elephants?The tusk fairy!What...
Ms. Piggy Counts
Q: Why can’t Miss Piggy count to 70?A: Because she has a frog in...