Insult Collection #9
You must have gotten up on the wrong side of the cage this morning....
My Granny\’s Better!
Boy #1: Hey! Didja know that my grandfather was once face-to-face with a panther?...
Subjects for a date
|A boy is about to go on his first date, and is nervous about...
Cows Earthquake
Q. What do you get when a cow gets stuck in an earthquake? A....
I think I need a pair of glasses
|Patient: Doctor, I think I need glasses.Teller: You certainly do! This is a bank.
Cut by a Razor
Did you hear about the nurse who swallowed a razor blade?She gave herself a...
Dictionary of Evaluation Comments
Some of you might like to know what the supervisor is really sayingin all...
Jock vs. Nerd
Is It Better To Be a Jock or a Nerd?$ Michael Jordan having “retired,”...
Why don’t cannibals eat clowns?
Q: Why don’t cannibals eat clowns?A: They taste funny!!
What’s the Difference
How do you tell the difference between male chromosomes and female chromosomes?Pull down their...