Brains
A man has a car wreck and they have to amputate his brain.So the...
Like father like son
Little Johnny is in the bathroom taking a pee when the toilet seat falls...
What should you say if he asks you Am I your first?
What should you say if he asks you “Am I your first”?”You might be...
Clone
A scientist had been keeping a secret for over two decades — he had...
The chicken/road across history.
Why did the chicken cross the road?:JERRY FALWELL: Because the chicken was gay! Isn’t...
Three Girls
There were three girls in a bar. One girl says…”I can get a whole...
Blondes and Sex
What does a nymphomaniac say after she’s had sex? Do all you guys play...
The Bill Clinton Joke
Q: What’s the difference between a McDonalds Hamburger and Bill Clinton?A: Some people in...
Why Divorce Now?
After 40 years of marriage, Jimmy decides to leave Katherine.She starts crying and then...
There are no dogs allowed here
A man goes into a bar with his dog. He goes up to the...