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A snail goes into a bar and orders a beer.The barman says ‘Sorry we...
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Advisor on sexual matters
The drinker announced to the bartender, “It seems I’ve been informally named advisor on...
Elephants VII
What do you do when an elephant comes through the window?Swim for it…
Coffee is better than Women.
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What do you do with a dog with no legs?
What do you do with a dog with no legs?Take it for a drag.
Woman’s instructions
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Q: What does a man and a floor have in common? A: You lay...
Lose Weight
John: How can I lose twelve pounds of ugly fat? Doctor: Cut your head...
Knee Pains
A woman goes to the doctor complaining of bad knee pains. After the diagnostic...