The blonde and the screen door
What does a blonde and a screen door have in common?The more you bang...
A guy goes to a travel agent and books a two-week…
A guy goes to a travel agent and books a two-week cruise for himself...
Friend of the Groom?
An elderly woman rushed up the stairs to the church, late for the wedding....
A guy walks into a post office…
A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding...
Joining the Lord’s Army.
A friend was in front of me coming out of church one day, and...
The 3 shrinks!
While attending a convention, three psychiatrists take a walk. “People are always coming to...
Why did OJ Simpson want to move to West Virginia?
Why did OJ Simpson want to move to West Virginia?Everyone has the same DNA.
Why Orgasms?
Q: Why do blondes have orgasms?A: So they know when to stop having sex!
Jim will not be in today. He is not feeling himself. Thank you.
“Jim will not be in today. He is not feeling himself. Thank you.”THIS MEANS:1....
I’ll have a Penguin; shaken, not stirred
Q: Why do penguins live in the Arctic?A: Because they can’t fly to Florida...