Passenger
Q: Why is it good to have a blonde passenger?A: You can park in...
A small analogy
Getting anything done around here is like mating elephants.It’s done on a very high...
A thin mouse!
|What’s the definition of a narrow squeak?A thin mouse!
$10 000 For a Kiss
One day this fellow noticed that a new couple had moved into the house...
Family Pants
Jack and Jill were getting married. Jack was talking to his dad about the...
Polish National Library
Q: What happened to the Polish National Library?A: Someone stole the book.
I’d Love To But…(Pt IV)
Continuing with our list of dumb excuses that will guarantee you won’t be invited...
The elephant’s trunk transplant
Jack goes to the doctor and says “Doc I’m having trouble getting mypenis erect,...
How do you know when a redneck isn’t wearing any underwear?
How do you know when a redneck isn’t wearing any underwear?There’s dandruff on his/her...
Nice Parrot
There was a man who traveled all around the world. Every city he stopped...