Aging
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.Insanity is my only means of relaxation.Forget...
Marriage Quotes 2
Marriage is like a bank account. You put it in, you take it out,...
Good, Bad and Worse
Bad: You can’t find your vibrator.Worse: Your daughter “borrowed” it.Bad: You find a porn...
A brief declaration
A little Italian grandfather comes up to Customs.The Customs official says, “Have you got...
stool taken!
|What’s an insects best chat up line?Pardon me, but is this stool taken!
Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
Why did the monkey fall out of the tree ? – Because it was...
How To Satisfy…
HOW TO SATISFY A WOMANCaress, praise, pamper, relish, savor, massage, empathize, serenade, compliment, support,...
Ru-Ru
Two guys get stuck on a desert island.They are soon caught by the nativesand...
Why does a blonde have curtains on her PC?
Why does a blonde have curtains on her PC?To open windows
Elephant Fart
Q. Whats the difference between an elephants fart and a cocktail saloon?A. Ones a...