Do you know what a dog and a screen door have in common?
Do you know what a dog and a screen door have in common?the more...
Emergency doctor visit
A woman rushes to see her doctor, looking very much worried and all strung...
A visual joke
(This joke requires the use a small visual. I’ll describe the visualfirst, then as...
A tadpole!
|What kind of pole is short and floppy?A tadpole!
Restaurant Specialty
Waiter to customer: “Our specialty is snails.”"I know. One of them served me the...
Must help the wife
|Smith goes to see his supervisor in the front office. “Boss,” he says, “we’re...
Smiling Snowman
Why did the snowman have a smile on his face?Because the snowblower was coming...
Brain Missing
What do you call a man with 99% of his brain missing?Castrated.
The Talking Monkey
A police officer came upon a terrible wreck where the driver and passenger had...
What’s the Difference
How do you tell the difference between male chromosomes and female chromosomes?Pull down their...