Honesty is the best policy
A very very rich gentleman dies,leaving his fortune to his only living friends, a...
Duck sentence.
TEACHER: “Johnny, use defeat, deduct, defense, and detail in onesentence.”JOHNNY: “De-feet of DE-duck went...
A snail buys a fast new car
|There was once a snail who was sick and tired of his reputation for...
Doctor, Doctor
One day this Blonde walked into her doctors office.”Doctor, Doctor I’m having these awlful...
A little nine year old girl was in church with her mother…
A little nine year old girl was in church with her mother when she...
It had taken him several months, but the executive…
It had taken him several months, but the executive vice presidenthad finally persuaded his...
Measurement of a Pole
An American is walking down the street when he sees a Polak with a...
Little Johnny at School.
The teacher says, “Children, today I will ask each of you to come to...
LAUNCHED ON THE FOURTH OF JULY
|Three young men in Oklahoma were enjoying the coming Fourth of July holiday and...
Ordered to pay fines
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...