Following the sign
Teacher: Why are you late?Little Johnny: Because of the sign.Teacher: What sign?Little Johnny: The...
Ready for some Football?
An old man and his wife have gone to bed.After laying there a few...
Computer Died
Ted: Last night my computer died. Ned: What did it die of? Ted: Aterminal...
How do you know if a lesbian is butch?
How do you know if a lesbian is butch?She kick-starts her vibrator and rolls...
National Anthem
Ex-President Clinton is currently writing a new National Anthem.It’s called, “Yank My Doodle, It’s...
Light bulb
How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb?a: What’s a...
How did you know?
A guy goes into a supermarket and buys: * one tin of beans *...
God Meets Bureaucracy
God Meets BureaucracyIn the beginning God Created heaven and the earth. Quickly he was...
Courtroom Chaos
A man accused of robbing a bank was tried for the final time and...
Female Lawyer
Q: What is the difference between a female lawyer and a pitbull?A: Lipstick