Christmas Punnies!
What do elves learn in school?The ELF-abet.How many reindeer does Santa have?11 (named below):Dasher,...
Hamsterdam!
|Where do hamsters come from?Hamsterdam!
A woman participating in a survey was asked…
A woman participating in a survey was askedhow she felt about condoms. She said,...
A little town had a high birth rate that…
A little town had a high birth rate that had attracted the attention of...
New dinosaur found!
Q: What do you get when you mix a dinosaur and a lesbian?A: A...
This Santa is ticked off!
You think you got it bad? All night long I deal with soot in...
The divorce!
A married couple is driving down the interstate doing 55 mph. The husband is...
Bill Collector
WARNING! POOR FRED IS DEAD. DO NOT READ THIS UNLESS YOU HAVE COME TOMOURN...
Why do women have smaller feet than men?
Why do women have smaller feet than men?So they can stand closer to the...
Nationalities
Q: What nationality are you if you’re going to the bathroom? A: EuropeanQ: And...