Question and answer blonde jokes
|Q: How do blonde braincells die?A: Alone.Q: How do you brainwash a blonde?A: Give...
It’s Dark In Here
A married woman is having an affair. Whenever her lover comes over, she puts...
Men say = Men really mean.
I’m hungry = I’m hungry.I’m sleepy = I’m sleepy.I’m tired = I’m tired.Do you...
Sobel goes into the optometrist’s office…
Sobel goes into the optometrist’s office.He opens the door and says to the receptionist,...
What goes in and out and smells of piss?
What goes in and out and smells of piss?The Queen Mother
Saddam Hussein calls President Clinton and tells him…
Saddam Hussein calls President Clinton and tells him, “Bill, I had awonderful dream last...
You know you’re Middle Aged if…
You?ve come to the annoying realization that your parents were right about almost everything.The...
One balmy evening in Rome the Pope decides to…
One balmy evening in Rome the Pope decides to take a walk.He slips out...
No Hemorrhoids
Why don’t men get hemorrhoids?Because they are all perfect assholes!
Things Found Only In America
1. Only in America…… can a pizza get to your house faster than an...