Can I play the piano once these are off?
|A doctor has come to see one of his patients in a hospital. The...
Professor
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The black baby.
Q: What did the black baby say to its mother when it had diarrhea?...
seven course meal
|What does a man consider a seven course meal?A hot dog and a six...
Sure signs that you’re broke!
1. American Express calls and says: “Leave home without it!”2. Your idea of a...
Fun Tonight?
Husband: Let’s go out and have some fun tonight.Wife: Okay, but if you get...
Huey, Dewy, and Puddles.
A young girl is wandering through a park in the pouring rain, when she...
Everyone Is Busy
Sales person: Hello, may I speak to the man of the house please? Youngster:...
The other day my house caught fire…
The other day my house caught fire. The insurance agent said, “Shouldn’t be a...
Caterpillar jokes
|What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?Turns over a new leaf!What is...