Ding! Ding!
A woman’s husband has died. After a few months, she decides she wants a...
Clinton’s Address to the Nation
(Be read when using the Willy voice in your head)SUBJ: Clinton’s Address to the...
Little Mermaid
Three fellows walking along the beach noticed a mermaid sitting on a rock swishing...
Growing Manhood
When Ralph first noticed that his penis was growing larger and staying erect longer,...
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard X
MOST IMPORTANTLY: DON’T forward any of this to your boss by mistake!!!
Onion Balls
While doing a vasectomy, the doctor slipped and cut off one of the man’s...
The Golfer vs. The Fisherman
Q: What’s the difference between a golfer and a fisherman?A: When a golfer lies...
The phone call…
The phone call…A married couple were asleep when the phone rang at 2 in...
The patient came into the doctor’s office…
The patient came into the doctor’s office, suffering from amnesia.The doctor asked, “Have you...
What do Chinese people…
What do Chinese people name their retarded children?Som Ting Wong