A fortunate twist of fate
Two brothers enlisting in the Army were getting their physicals. During the inspection, the...
The only wish
Two guys of limited intelligence were on a ship that sank in themiddle of...
Wedding Announcement
An unmarried girl who worked in a busy office arrived one morning and began...
Hop on!
|What did the bus conductor ay to the frog?Hop on!
Blacks and Xmas Trees?
What do blacks and Christmas trees have in common?They both have colored balls.
A Sunday school teacher asked her first graders…
A Sunday school teacher asked her first graders.”Where is God?”The room was filled with...
A pedophile dies in a car crash and goes to heaven…
A pedophile dies in a car crash and goes to heaven. He’s stopped atthe...
Polaks Come Back To Fish
These two Polish guys rent a boat and go fishing in a lake. They...
Taking measures
“Mom, I’m pregnant.”"How can that be? What did I tell you about sex?”"That I...
You know why a dog licks his ass?
You know why a dog licks his ass?Because he knows in five minutes he’ll...