New submarine Ensign
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I suppose I earned enough
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A lady was in a hardware store looking at…
A lady was in a hardware store looking at a fishing poles. She asked...
Discovering America
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What’s up Pussycat!
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Politically Correct Terms
New Official Politically Correct Terms for the 90′sOLD—————NEWconservative–reactionarythe establishment–white power elitehearing person–temporarily aurally abledsighted...
The new car.
There once was a snail that wanted to buy a Nissan Z car.So, he...
The only wish
Two guys of limited intelligence were on a ship that sank in themiddle of...
Fun fun fun worry worry worry
A teacher said to her little student Suzy, “Punctuate the following sentence: Fun fun...
A promise to keep
“But this isn’t an engagement ring.” the young lady protested. “Why it’s just a...