A failed attempt
Little Johnny watched, fascinated, as his mother smoothed cold creamon her face.”Why do you...
Doing the right thing
Son : Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he...
Knock Knock Jokes 13
Knock Knock Who’s there? Amsterdam! Amsterdam who? Amsterdam tired of all these Knock Knock...
Japan is in trouble
|Take heart, America. Three monkey wrenches have been thrown into Japan’s well-oiled economic machine....
Nosy husband…
My wife thinks I’m too nosy. At least that’s what she keeps writing in...
A vacationing penguin is driving through Arizona…
A vacationing penguin is driving through Arizona when he noticesthat the oil-pressure light is...
Top Ten Most Violent Upcoming Movies
10. “Erin Brockovich Gets Her Face Chewed Off by Rats” 9. “Mary Poppins A...
Marriage Quotes 5
Love, you can’t start it like a car, you can’t stop it with a...
Where Do We Play?
Pat Williams, general manager of the Orlando Magic, on his team’s woeful record:”We can’t...
Day after Christmas.
It’s the day after Christmas and young Johnny rides his new bike up to...