Stupid Insults 1/31
$HOME = /dev/null. 3K RAM free, no EMS. A .22 caliber intellect in a...
2 Bullets
Q: If you are stranded on a desert island with Adolph Hitler, Atillathe Hun,...
The headmistress at a girls prep school…
The headmistress at a girls’ prep school in the old South (circa 1959) calls...
Man, Woman, Santa?
Q: The perfect man, the perfect woman, and Santa Claus are in a car...
Dance
How do you make a Kleenex dance? But a little boogie in it.
Definition of Outdoor Barbecuing
Definition of Outdoor Barbecuing ——————————— It’s the only type of cooking a “real” man...
Attorney Hunting Rules
A BILL TO REGULATE THE HUNTING AND HARVESTING OF ATTORNEYS372.01 – Any person with...
Not specific enough!
A man was visiting his wife in hospital where she has been in a...
No Sex on the Ark!
When the Ark’s door was closed, Noah called a meeting with all the animals....
Gorilla in a Tree
A man walked into his backyard one morning and found there was a gorilla...