Two English sheep in a field
Two English sheep in a field.One says to the other “I’m not feeling very...
Write and Wrong
A writer dies and reaches the Golden Gates where God gives him a choice...
Star Wars- Sexually Explicit Lines
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A famous surgeon went on a safari in Africa…
A famous surgeon went on a safari in Africa. When he came back, his...
Termite
A termite walks into a bar and asks: “is the bartender here?”C’mon…think about it!
Blonde quickies 101-120
101. Q: How do you get a blonde to marry you? A: Tell her...
The Honeymoon
The old couple were planning to go on a second honeymoon for their 50th...
Little Tommy is at the zoo on a school visit…
Little Tommy is at the zoo on a school visit and he spots a...
Collymore change a lightbulb
|Q: How does Stan Collymore change a lightbulb?A: He holds it in the air,...
New Miranda rights
|1. You have the right to remain motionless, or you may elect to run...