Signs You’re from New York
You say “the city” and expect everyone to know that this means Manhattan. You...
Dwayne
Knock Knock! Who’s There? Dwayne. Dwayne Who? Dwayne The Bathtub and I’m Dwowning!
College Degrees
A husband and wife were at a party chatting with some friends when the...
Care to go upstairs?
A newlywed couple returned to their apartment after being on their honeymoon.”Care to go...
Bill and Hillary…
Hillary Clinton is not feeling well. She goes to her doctor and gets a...
What is the fastest way to get a nun pregnant?
What’s the fastest way to get a nun pregnant?Dress her up as an altar...
During the Mexican/American war…
During the Mexican/American war, an intense long standoff occured along the front. For days...
Canadian driving!
How to identify a Canadian driver:1. – One hand on wheel, one hand on...
I can hear clearly now…
Dave: I got this great new hearing aid the other day.Mary: Are you wearing...
Things Only Women Understand
10. Cats’ facial expressions 9. The need for the same style of shoes in...