What goes: Clip Clop Clip Clop…
What goes: Clip Clop Clip Clop BANG Clipidy Clop Clipidy Clop?An Amish drive-by shooting.
Mom took little johnny to the doctor…
Mom took little johnny to the doctor for lacerations on his penis.Doc. said, how...
Fill Er Up!
A 17-year-old girl had just gotten her driver’s license and offered to take her...
What do you call a Highlander with four sheep?
What do you call a Highlander with four sheep? A pimp
Create a Hallmark Moment!
Greeting cards are getting expensive, so why not design your very own Hallmark Moment...
A horse walks into a bar…
A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says: “So, why the long face?”
A folk remedy
A man’s wife had been in a coma for several days following a particularly...
Smooth Flying
Taxiing down the tarmac, the jetliner abruptly stopped, turned around and returned to the...
101 Ways To Annoy People
1. Sing the Batman theme incessantly. 2. In the memo field of all your...
New Medication
Have you heard about the new medication that both an aphrodisiac and laxative?It’s called...