If Hewlett-Packard made toasters…
If Hewlett-Packard made toasters…They would market the Reverse Polish Toaster,which takes in toast and...
The Night Before Christmas
Twas the night before Christmas, and God it was neat.The kids were both gone,...
Return the Dog
Two blondes suddenly got into bird hunting and were eager to try it out...
Majorly Busted
Every Saturday morning he has an early tee time. He gets up early and...
Hippie in a Bar
This hippie walks into a bar, and thinks it’s a restaurant. He walks up...
Dr. Seuss Episode of ER
IF DR SEUSS WROTE AN EPISODE OF ER – -Kerry: Now Mark, I think...
Why Men Can’t Show True Feelings
Why don’t men often show their true feelings?Because they don’t have feelings.
Blonde in the Library.
A blonde walks into the library. She walks up to the counter, SLAMS a...
Defamation of character
A man was sued by a woman for defamation of character. She charged that...
Things you don’t want to hear during surgery
Better save that. We’ll need it for the autopsy. “Accept this sacrifice, O Great...