Why don’t oysters give to charity?
Why don’t oysters give to charity?Because they’re shellfish.
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In your Face!!!
A kid is walking down the road, when a car pulls up next to...
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There was a blonde and a brunette in a car…
There was a blonde and a brunette in a car. The brunette hears a...
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Mime in the forest
If a tree falls in a forest, and lands on a mime… does anyone...