Someone stole things from me
|A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car. “They’ve...
An Old Man’s Dying Request
An elderly man, 82, just returned from the doctor’s only to find he didn’t...
Great Female Comebacks
Man: “Haven’t we met before?”Woman: “Yes, I’m the receptionist at the VD Clinic.”Man: “Haven’t...
Murphy’s Laws Of Parenting
Murphy’s Laws Of Parenting…A child will not spill on a dirty floor.A lot of...
Where are you from?
|Theater Guest A man lay sprawled across three entire seats in the posh theater.When...
Leprechaun Jokes
|Three guys, one Irish, one English, and one Scottish, are out walking along the...
Three Times?
An old man of 70 married a young girl of18. When they got into...
Real advertisements 04
Supposedly, these are actual advertisements that have appeared in papers across the country. Modular...
If Cray made toasters…
If Cray made toasters…They would cost $16 million but would be faster thanany other...
chameleon’s motto
|What is a chameleon’s motto?A change is as good as a rest!