You know you’re a Teacher if…
You think people should be required to get a government permit before being allowed...
Confucius say…
Confucius say…Woman who cooks beans and peas in same pot very unsanitary.Man who fart...
Strip Joint
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A new priest was beginning in the Church confessional. His predecessor had given him...
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A college physics professor was explaining a particularly complicated concept to his class when...
Le Pepper Please!
A French guest, staying in a hotel in Edmonton phoned room service for some...
A black guy walks into a tavern with a parrot…
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Truck Driver Snow
The truck driver stopped to picked up the girl hitchhiker in short shorts.”Say, what’s...