English vs Ebonics
English: This is your Captain speaking, we have leveled off and are cruising at...
One Upmanship
Two kids were having the standard argument about whose father could beat up whose...
Job Function at M&M
Q: What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory?A: Proof reading.
Keeping their marriage together
I know a husband and wife who have separate bedrooms, drive different cars, take...
They Eloped
First Convict: I heard the Warden’s daughter up and married a guy down on...
Finding half an apple!
|What is worse than finding a maggot in your apple?Finding half an apple!
Leroys
A man from the Welfare department was interviewing a lady who had requested assistance...
Did you hear about the spanish fireman…
Did you hear about the spanish fireman who named his sone Hose A and...
Dairy queen–whopper
How did the dairy queen get pregnant? The burger king showed her his whopper!!!
Top 50 Jokes!
Montreal Gazette’s Top 50 Jokes from the 1999 Just For Laughs festival. —————————————————————–1. (On...