Elephant jokes 14
|Why shouldn’t you take an elephant to the zoo?Because he’d rather go to the...
Better Than Pork
An Irish priest and a Rabbi found themselves sharing a compartment on a train.After...
Yo Momma is so fat
Yo Momma is so fat, she fell in the Grand Canyone and got stuck.
Why are there no Olympic Team Cuban swimmers?
Why are there no Olympic Team Cuban swimmers?Cause all the Cuban who can swim...
The Mummy!
An archaeologist was digging in the Negev Desert in Israel and came upon a...
Top 10 Ways Y2K Will Affect Disney World
10. Accidental switch back to 19,000 Leagues Under the Sea. 9. Screwed up computers...
Sleeping like a baby.
While the U.S. stock market was at an all time high, the ups and...
La Machine
La Machine….vegetables…vvrrrrr…La Machine….fruits…vvrrrrr…La Machine….little children…No mommy, No!…vvrrrrr…La Machine.
Some horse-play
The newlywed couple were checking into the hotel. The new groom approached the desk...
Paddy Murphy had just returned to Ireland from a holiday…
Paddy Murphy had just returned to Ireland from a holiday in Australia.His mate asked...