Hungry Lion
A hungry lion was roaming through the jungle looking for something to eat. He...
The first engineer calls out to the other…
The first engineer calls out to the other, “Hey–Nice bike! Where did you get...
Snake joke
First snake:I hope I’m not poisonous.Second snake:Why?First snake:Because I bit my lip!
Pick Heaven or Hell
One day while walking down the street a highly successful executive woman was tragically...
Sacramento Kings Fan or Lakers Fan?
A Kindergarten teacher tells her class she’s a BIG Lakers fan.She’s really excited about...
Accidents near home
What did the blonde do when he heard that 90% of accidents occur within...
In San Francisco
Q: Why don’t blondes in San Francisco wear short black mini skirts?A: Cause their...
Typist
A little girl was diligently pounding away on her father’s word processor. She told...
Sex Is A Killer
A guy went to his doctor full of anger. “Doc,” he said, “I feel...
Out of a tree
Q: How do you get a lawyer out of a tree? A: Cut the...